Secret pregnancies are the best.
Ingrid Michaelson (via echoes-of-a-city)

(via ingridrevolution)


Seriously?

Decided to give twitter a break..Been tweeting like a mother fucker cause I have a non functional phone for a min. But, just my luck I can receive texts. (sarcasm) I like to ditch my phone for a few days at a time, just so i don’t feel obligated to always be on it. I’ve been using it as an alarm since it does nothing but receive texts. I wish its only function was an alarm cause the last texts i received completelypissed me off…Some people really have huge balls! An “I’m sorry” text? seriously?? “Maybe we can start over again one day from scratch”??? For realz???????????

Go fuck yourself….and I mean that in the nicest way possible…times #Eleven


What other people do when it’s raining….

What I do…

(via everybodylovessawinner)



Love this fuckin movie

Love this fuckin movie

(via fuckyeah-katyperry)


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Can’t wait for my brother to come home for New Years and teach me more songs! He puts a southern twang on everything though, even Ingrid Michaelson.


everybodylovessawinner:

tanya-leonardivna:

Such a wonderful way with words!

I love how she can write 2 albums without any swearing, but can’t get through more than 3 sentences without a swear word flying out of her mouth.


Ingrid Michaelson
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“Somebody that I used to know” Gotye Cover by Ingrid Michaelson

Dopeeeee Cover


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hauntingthesehalls:

Sara Bareilles||That Guy’s an Asshole

“This song is dedicated to every piece of shit out there that makes me angry. None of them are here tonight. You are all good people.” - Sara B.

Sometimes I can be perfectly sweet
Got the sugary me all stuffed up in my sleeve
And I’ll talk of ponies and rainbows and things
And I’m just who you want me to be
Like most creatures down here on the ground
I’m composed of the elements moving around
But I grow and change and I shift and I switch
And it turns out I’m actually kind of a bitch
But that only happens when I get provoked
By some piece of shit asshole we all sadly know
And I sit and I write while reminding you all
That mean songs are still better than going postal

That guy’s an asshole
And that girl’s a bitch
Baby it’s natural
No getting away from it
So sing it out with me
And then let it go
Fuck that guy he’s just an asshole

And so I surprised you with some of my words
And I know that surprises, while fine, still can hurt
Whatever. I hate to think I have ruined the day
You’re the dick and the queen of the high horse parade
But I’m sick and tired of your poisonous ways
You’re a toxin wasting perfectly good space
And I say what I think
‘Cause it’s more economic than drugs or a drink

That guy’s an asshole
And that girl’s a bitch
Baby it’s natural
No getting away from it
So sing it out with me
And then let it go
Fuck that guy he’s just an asshole

And I won’t let him in
Under my skin
He’s a sad sack of shit
It’s pathetic
Just a festering sore
That will never be more than that
If I don’t let him

That guy’s an asshole
And that girl’s a bitch
Baby it’s natural
No getting away from it
So sing it out with me
And then let it go
Fuck that guy he’s just an asshole

This song is such a masterpiece.

(via astronaut-diapers)


Genuine people, Where you at???????

Don’t fill my head with nonsense how I need to get someone out of my life, when you just want them in yours.

Not cool. Fri-end